i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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