This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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