Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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