Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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