I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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