Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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