i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I look better un-naked...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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