my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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