we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
