She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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