Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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