okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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