another moral hangover. fuck.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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