So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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