The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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