Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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