is your mom at the bar?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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