Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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