3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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