The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
