Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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