Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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