Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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