Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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