If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Randomize
