He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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