I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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