new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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