she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Congratulations! We have a period
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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