Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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