im about as happy as oj after his trial
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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