What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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