i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Dick very happy bro
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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