your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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