It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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