I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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