Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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