so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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