They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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