i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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