Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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