never play flip cup with pint glasses
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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