I love black thongs
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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