In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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