You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
