You know, be my cock's hype man.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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