Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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