Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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