I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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