Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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