after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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