I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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