You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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