if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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